First pitch a ball in the dirt. Wolf obviously terrified of the big man and his shithuge bat. Next pitch a questionable called strike at the cankles. Adam turns on a breaking ball inside - foul. Watches a ball miss the outside corner for a ball. Now Wolf misses inside - what a doofus.
Wolf's 100th pitch comes in contact with Adam's aforementioned shithuge bat, splintering it, and lopes gently to Prince Fielder who touches the bag for out three.
