It's 65 degrees and sunny, and Washintonians have responded by showing up in drove. Ryan Zimmerman draws a Dunnesque walk with two outs, giving The Lumberjack some RBI fodder.
Adam is facing lefty Brewer Randy Wolf, but no defensive swings in store today as he takes a brobdignagian cut at the first pitch. That ball is greasefucking lucky Adam didn't make contact. On the following two pitches Wolf tries to tease Adam with some breaking balls down low, but the big man isn't interested. A canny backdoor slider brings the count to 2-2. Our protagonist swings at the fifth pitch and dribbles a ground ball to the second baseman who, in turn, gets the out at first.
ADAM DUNN IS BACK, BABY
Ryan Zimmerman, learn from the master: when you set the table you better expect the coming of a big man ready to eat!
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